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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1. Golden Retriever:  The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?



2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

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3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!


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4. Rottweiler: Make me


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5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.


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6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!


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7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.


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8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.


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9. Old English Sheep Dog:  
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?


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10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.


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11. Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb"


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12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?


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13. Australian Cattle Dog
: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

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14. Bichon: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.


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The Cat's Answer:

Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:

How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!


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