Why did the chicken cross the road? What is a bear's favorite drink?
What's striped and bouncy? What's green and pecks on trees?
What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool? What do cat actors say on stage?
Why did the turkey cross the road? What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
How can you tell if a snake is a baby? What do snakes write at the bottom of their letters?
Why do mice need oiling? Which fish can perform operations?
Where do milkshakes come from? What game do cows play at parties?
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo? Why are skunks always arguing?
When's it bad to be followed by a black cat? What is the dog's favorite city?
What dog loves to take bubble baths? What does a cat go to sleep on?
What kind of bear do you live next to? What's white, furry and shaped like a tooth?
Why was the glow worm unhappy? What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
Where would you put an injured insect? How do you spot a modern spider?